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MASTER	Sana: Shanba, 10/03/27, 4:25:15 PM Xabar № 31
Adminstrator Guruh: ADMINISTRATOR Xabarlar: 7610 Holati:	Harassing Parrot A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said. "Yes?" "You know." وَلاَ حَوْلَ وَلاَ قُوَّةَ إِلاَّ بِاللَّ

shoreline	Sana: Yakshanba, 10/03/28, 0:36:12 AM Xabar № 32
Guruh: Ishonchli Xabarlar: 108 Holati:	Quote (MASTER) shoreline, could you tale us something fun sure

shoreline	Sana: Yakshanba, 10/03/28, 0:37:51 AM Xabar № 33
Guruh: Ishonchli Xabarlar: 108 Holati:	Billing A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

KING	Sana: Chorshanba, 11/01/12, 2:10:58 AM Xabar № 34
Yangilardan Guruh: Ishonchli Xabarlar: 6 Holati:	[/c]Teeth brush and toilet paper One day teeth brush and toilet paper were relaxing under the tree's shadow, and teeth brush got upset about his life and said to toilet paper " you know buddy i'm very misfortune guy in the world, you know why couse i go to very bad smell part of the humans to clean". and the toilet paper yelled to him, and said "hey buddy think again well, think again well, you might be better place than i am! Mominun

sayyid	Sana: Shanba, 11/01/15, 0:49:12 AM Xabar № 35
Yangilardan Guruh: Ishonchli Xabarlar: 6 Holati:	KING, so funny salom

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